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OMG HUN I WOULD SAY A 10...I WOULD LOVE TO LICK and SUCK ON YOUR SWEET PUSSY and HARD CLIT MAKING YOU CUM IN MY MOUTH A FEW TIMES THEN SLIDE MY ROCK HARD COCK IN TIL YOU CUM AGAIN ANYTIME SEXY!!!YOUR MAN IS A VERY LUCKY GUY!!!
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MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM I WOULD LOVE TO LICK and SUCK ON YOUR SWEET TIGHT KITTY and HARD CLIT TIL YOU CUM IN MY MOUTH ANYTIME SEXY!!!YOUR MAN IS A VERY LUCKY GUY!!
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I would like to sink my cock inside you and squirt my cream on top of you.
I would love to have you at the same time in double penetration
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 Thank you for your nice to see.
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i think you got to be some kind of a freak to walk in to a shell station with your cock and balls out like that but i must if i were in the gas station at the time i would have been in total shock seeing your cock and balls hanging out. you do not see that every day .but anyways i like your boldness and looking at your cock in the picture.kinda wished i was
at the shell station at the time.think i would have liked that.i would have probably got hot and turned on just like i am now looking at your picture but even more seeing your cock
for real and close up. did anyone who seen your cock touch it or even suck on it . i think i would have wanted to touch your cock and got you hard and go down on you i think. thats the way i feel while i look at your picture anyways.who knows how i would have really reacted in that situation but the photo and the story behind it is really hot and excites me. thanks for the pic.
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Your body got me hot wet and throbbing. You are so hot and sexy! I want to lick and suck your luscious clit til you cum over and over. Then slide my hard long thick swollen dick in there.
I would like to sink my cock inside you and squirt my cream on top of you.
I would love to have you at the same time in double penetration
You are wonderful.
 Thank you for your nice to see.
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MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM LET ME LICK and SUCK ON YOUR SWEET PUSSY and HARD CLIT TIL YOU CUM IN MY MOUTH THEN SLIDE MY ROCK HARD COCK IN TIL YOU CUM AGAIN SEXY!!!!
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OMG HUN YOU LOOK SOOOOOO TASTY!!! I WOULD LOVE TO LICK & SUCK ON YOUR SWEET TIGHT PUSSY & HARD CLIT TIL YOU CUM IN MY MOUTH A FEW TIMES THEN SLIDE MY THROBBING HARD COCK IN & FUCK YOU LONG & HARD TIL YOU GUSH ALL OVER ME ANY DAY SEXY!!!
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MMMMMMM I WOULD LOVE TO LICK THAT SWEET TIGHT KITTY and SUCK ON YOUR HARD CLIT;)
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I want to crawl in between your legs and suck you hard and then suck you off....I'll swallow it all.  MILF K
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Please let me suck you off then take you hard up my tight
virgin asshole as our bollocks slap together as you empty
the contents of your balls deep inside me then I'll do the
same to you ! Can't wait ! When can we meet ?
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MMMMMMMMMMM I would love to lick & suck on your SWEET HARD CLIT & TIGHT PUSSY till you FLOOD my mouth with your HOTT CREAMY CANDY then slide my THROBBING HARD COCK in & work it till you GUSH all over both of us then start all over again any day SEXY!!!
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You are wonderful.
 Thank you for your nice to see.
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Mmmm, I love that expression on your face...wish I could kiss you and enjoy your lips.  Then I'd want to grab that tit and suck on your hot hard nipple.  I also would love to feel those sexy lips around my hard cock.. G
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MMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM I WOULD LOVE TO LICK and SUCK ON YOUR SWEET TIGHT PUSSY and HARD CLIT TIL YOU CUM IN MMY MOUTH THEN SLIDE MY ROCK HARD COCK IN TIL YOU CUM AGAIN ANYTIME SEXY!!!
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OMG HUN You look soooooooooooooooo TASTY!!! I would love to lick & suck on your SWEET HARD CLIT & TIGHT PUSSY till you FLOOD my mouth with your HOTT CREAMY CANDY then slide my THROBBING HARD COCK in & work it till you EXPLODE all over both of us then start all over again any day SEXY!!!
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I would like to sink my cock inside you and squirt my cream on top of you.
I would love to have you at the same time in double penetration
You are wonderful.
 Thank you for your nice to see.
Your man is lucky.
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I would suck your cock so hard, lick it up and down like a lolipop
i would suck your cock so hard, lick it up and down like a lolipop
Fucking hot sexy pose gorgeous! With a shot like this it proves hot difficult a choice it would be between front and back...but, right now, I'd have to choose front as I would so love for you to stand naked in front of me, hands behind your back and let me suck, lick, flick and tease those amazing nipples until they were as hard as you have me at this moment!
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Your body got me hot wet and throbbing. You are so hot and sexy! I want to lick and suck your luscious clit til you cum over and over. Then slide my hard long thick swollen dick in there.
I would like to sink my cock inside you and squirt my cream on top of you.
I would love to have you at the same time in double penetration
You are wonderful.
 Thank you for your nice to see.
Your man is lucky.
i love you…. very sexy your body got me hot wet and throbbing. you are so hot ...
I love you…. Very sexy
Your body got me hot wet and throbbing. You are so hot and sexy! I want to lick and suck your luscious clit til you cum over and over. Then slide my hard long thick swollen dick in there.
I would like to sink my cock inside you and squirt my cream on top of you.
I would love to have you at the same time in double penetration
You are wonderful.
 Thank you for your nice to see.
Your man is lucky.
i love you…. very sexy your body got me hot wet and throbbing. you are so hot ...
Would love to suck your labia lick deep inside, finger your g-spotsuck and lick your clitoris and when you have that explosive orgasm shove my cock in and fuck as hard and as long as I can and give you more climaxes.
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Ooooo, I'd grab that hard cock, pull your foreskin back and suck the head of your cock until I make you cum.  K
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Oh my sweetheart I'd lick it and suck the lips and clit and finger your g-spot until you have a volcanic eruption of an orgasm, perhaps multiples and if you are a squirter or gusher I lap up your cum and share some with you byFrench kissing you passionately the fuck you hard more than once.
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I sure don't doudbt that you can be much better.  Would love to lick your pussy, suck your clit, finger your g-spot and after you have a volcanic eruption of an orgasm. shove my cock in and fuck you as hard as I possibly can.  would love to kiss and caress suck and nibble those wonderful tits, and kiss and caress those pretty inner thighs.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM  I WOULD LOVE TO LICK & SUCK ON YOUR SWEET TIGHT PUSSY & HARD CLIT TIL YOU CUM IN MY MOUTH ANYTIME SEXY!!!
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I'd love to suck on your clit while my tongue went from slow soft circles to quick hard flicks and everything in between.
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I love you…. Very sexy
Your body got me hot wet and throbbing. You are so hot and sexy! I want to lick and suck your luscious clit til you cum over and over. Then slide my hard long thick swollen dick in there.
I would like to sink my cock inside you and squirt my cream on top of you.
I would love to have you at the same time in double penetration
You are wonderful.
 Thank you for your nice to see.
Your man is lucky.
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Mmm....hold it there, let me lick and suck on you both till you both cum hard, the slide my cock into your sweet tight creamy wet pussy
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I think you have one hot and sexy body from your sexy feet all the way up... and I want to suck the cum out of your big hard cock
i think you have one hot and sexy body from your sexy feet all the way up... ...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM I would love to fuck you long & hard any day but first I want to lick & suck on your SWEET HARD CLIT & TIGHT PUSSY til your HOTT CREAMY CANDY FLOWS across my tongue SEXY!!!
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What I would like is to climb on top, suck on those big tits, slide my cock between'em while I reach back to finger your wet pussy, then work my way down,kissing/licking your bare flesh 'til I reach your pussy, bury my tongue deep inside and slurp up your cream then slide my cock balls deep and fuck you long and hard. Where would you like me to shoot my sticky jizz?
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I'm going to bury my face in your ass so that the tip of my tongue can reach your clit, then I'll roll you over & give your tasty puss a long wet kiss (just as if I was kissing your mouth), then I'll lick/kiss and suck your clit while I fuck your puss with a dildo until you cum. While your climax peaks, I'll mount you and fuck you hard, sucking your perky nipples until I unload a hot load of cum in your sexy pussy. K? :)
i'm going to bury my face in your ass so that the tip of my tongue can reach ...
MMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM I WOULD LOVE TO LICK and SUCK ON YOUR SWEET KITTY and HARD CLIT TIL YOU CUM IN MY MOUTH A FEW TIMES THEN SLIDE MY COCK IN TIL YOU SQUIRT ALL OVER BOTH OF US ANYTIME SEXY!!!
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Would love to suck your clit and tongue fuck your hot wet pussy until you cum all over my face, then I'll slide my hard cock deep inside you and fill you with my thick creamy spunk.
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Damn you make me hard! Would love to suck your nipples!
damn you make me hard! would love to suck your nipples!
Mmmmm, that pussy is looking delicious.  I'd love to get close enough to taste it, lick it and yes suck on it and your hard hot clit.  I want to tongue it...and make you cum.  I can be a naughty girl too.  Hubby can take both of our pictures.  K
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your nipples are so sexy, they are so puffy and big on your soft, beautiful perky tits, I want to feel them in my hands, cup your tits, push them together, lick around those hard nipples, feel them on my tongue, slide my lips over them, suck them in, run my hand down your body to rub your wet pussy
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I would lick your open cunt first, then suck your lips while my tongue is between them, followed by a full tongue fuck until you cum and only then would I fuck your wet juicy cunt with my throbbing hard cock!!!
i would lick your open cunt first, then suck your lips while my tongue is ...
MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM THAT LOOKS SOOO SWEET and TASTY..I WOULD LOVE TO LICK and SUCK ON YOUR SWEET TIGHT KITTY TIL YOU CUM IN MY MOUTH A FEW TIMES THEN SLIDE MY ROCK HARD COCK IN TIL YOU CUM AGAIN ANYTIME SEXY!!!YOUR HUBBY IS A VERY LUCKY MAN!!!
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mmm good girl - suck mine hard n deep please till I fill your mouth with hot cum xxx
mmm good girl - suck mine hard n deep please till i fill your mouth with hot ...
I love you…. Very sexy
Your body got me hot wet and throbbing. You are so hot and sexy! I want to lick and suck your luscious clit til you cum over and over. Then slide my hard long thick swollen dick in there.
I would like to sink my cock inside you and squirt my cream on top of you.
I would love to have you at the same time in double penetration
You are wonderful.
 Thank you for your nice to see.
Your man is lucky.
i love you…. very sexy your body got me hot wet and throbbing. you are so hot ...
Suck those hard nipples, lick that wet clit and tongue fuck your ass!
suck those hard nipples, lick that wet clit and tongue fuck your ass!
Hope you're getting ready for me! I'm ready to suck and ride your hard cock!
hope you're getting ready for me! i'm ready to suck and ride your hard cock!
would you let me reach between your legs and grab your cock?  Play with it and when I get you hard...let me suck on it.  Would you let me suck you off?  MILF K
would you let me reach between your legs and grab your cock? play with it and ...
Big, hard, shaved and smooth... I would suck you deep and hard, not stopping till i feel your cum blast deep in my mouth...
big, hard, shaved and smooth... i would suck you deep and hard, not stopping ...
What's not to like?  Your sweet pussy lips must be heavenly to suck on and lick!  And of course I'll nibble on your clit.  As I finger-fuck your wet pussy, you'll enjoy a few orgasms for sure.  But then my cock will definitely want to join in the fun.  Sinking my hard rod to the depths of your lovely pussy will be so exciting for us.  I'll pleasure you with our fucking as we bang our groins together in perfect unison.  Do you want the cumload deposited deep within your pussy or covering your face, tits and pussy?  Your wish is my command!!!  Your thighs are sweet too!  You are just one gorgeous woman.
Love, Art
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